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Title: Shank = CTF Leader
Post by: soldatdizzy on November 12, 2007, 06:20:21 pm
Due to outstanding activity levels, skill and going 'above and beyond' to keep this clan healthy and alive, whether in recruiting new members to fight alongside us, or in finding new foes to challenge us to new heights of excellence, we are very proud to announce that Shank will be our new AVCTF Leader.

Please take a moment to congratulate Shank on his well-deserved promotion to AVCTF Leader and let us all fire many bullets in the air and cry JIHAD!!!  In fact, on the next server you are in, please empty a clip (of your weapon of choice) into the air in honor of this occasion and toss out a quick 'JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!' taunt.  By doing this you will please the Gods and invite their blessing on our future CTF victories!

PS - it still may take a coupla days for us to get him fully up to speed and get all his permissions changed.  Please be patient.


Title: Re: Shank = CTF Leader
Post by: shank on November 12, 2007, 06:24:00 pm
JIHAD!!! YEAH THANKS GUYZES

ill do my best for this clan


Title: Re: Shank = CTF Leader
Post by: Armageddon on November 12, 2007, 06:33:11 pm
Congrats shank. May the force be with you.  xD


JIHAD!!!


Title: Re: Shank = CTF Leader
Post by: dester2 on November 12, 2007, 06:34:27 pm
Now then im gonna become tw leader and all shall b well ^.^


Title: Re: Shank = CTF Leader
Post by: tsukan on November 12, 2007, 07:09:40 pm
Gtz shank, may the pwnage be with you

JIHAD oops, sorry for killing you dester ::)


Title: Re: Shank = CTF Leader
Post by: Karro on November 13, 2007, 04:27:52 pm
Woo! dester is dead! err..I mean yay shank  ;D ;D


Title: Re: Shank = CTF Leader
Post by: ShazMan on November 13, 2007, 06:28:42 pm
congrats

wait a second jihad is gw's (islam's) you bastards


Title: Re: Shank = CTF Leader
Post by: soldatdizzy on November 14, 2007, 01:13:13 pm
congrats

wait a second jihad is gw's (islam's) you bastards

I thought conversion of the infidels was one of Islam's tenets  :P


Title: Re: Shank = CTF Leader
Post by: ShazMan on November 14, 2007, 05:56:36 pm
maybe you should learn to read :<


Title: Re: Shank = CTF Leader
Post by: soldatdizzy on November 14, 2007, 10:55:55 pm
maybe you should learn to read :<

Since you suggested it I ran out of my house and went to school (where they taught me to read).  I then made a quick stop at a nearby mosque and picked up a copy of the Koran.  Some lovely and surprisingly appropriate quotes here:

3:85
“Whoever seeks other than Assassination Vacation as his clan, it will not be accepted from him, and in the hereafter he will be with the losers”
“Slay the idolators [non-AV] wherever ye find them, and take them captive, and besiege them, and prepare for them each ambush.  Fight against such of those who have been given the Scripture as believe not in Assassination Vacation nor the last Day…. Go forth, light-armed and heavy-armed, and strive with your wealth and your lives in the way of Assassination Vacation! (Sura 9:5,29,41).

Oh, sweet justice.  To be quite honest I was shocked to find that the Koran foretold AV so... literally  ???



Title: Re: Shank = CTF Leader
Post by: Farah on November 15, 2007, 10:20:57 am
None of you know Jihad like I do...


Title: Re: Shank = CTF Leader
Post by: ShazMan on November 15, 2007, 10:28:46 am
haha